OH GOD GUYS I’M SO SORRY
I have well and truly lost my gold pen that I’m using for the advent calendar! I’m so fucking sorry, wow. So, I can’t give you any more filth - and believe me, there’s good filth on the way - until I’ve replaced it. And since I work during the day, this means I’m not entirely in control of when that will be. I anticipate either tomorrow or the day after. Either way, there’ll be a terrible spam.
In the meantime, tactfully non-denominational WINTERVAL CARDS are now back in stock in my shop! Get a set now while there’s time for Christmas shipping! (And maybe consider buying some awful, garishly-coloured presents?)
I LEFT MY FUCKING GOLD PEN AT HOME FUCK BALLS
Mister Lucian’s Advent Calendar Week 1
Hi everyone! Today’s advent calendar drawing will be delayed until tomorrow because work has been unexpectedly jam-packed today, leaving me no time at all to draw or scan anything! So you’ll get two tomorrow. But you’re used to that by now because if you’re watching this, you’ll know that I suck at producing things reliably on a daily schedule. :’)
So instead, here’s a round-up of the first week of my gross advent calendar that no-one wanted!
Do not presume any of these are safe for your workplace, if you work, because they’re not. Unless you work in porn. Then I guess they’re fine.
See you tomorrow!
No advent calendar today because I’m partying all day, so you get a groggy two tomorrow. Sorry!