"Lucian, are you ever going to stop drawing your Misdreavus you had when you played Pokemon Pearl like two years ago?"
"no"

"Lucian, are you ever going to stop drawing your Misdreavus you had when you played Pokemon Pearl like two years ago?"

"no"

I drew my first ever repeating pattern! clever me

I drew my first ever repeating pattern! clever me

Well, no-one was too horrified last time I posted a dog cock, so here’s another one.  This is one of my [SCARE QUOTES]original characters[/SCARE QUOTES], Swarm.  And, uh, some flowers so it’s all arty and that.

Well, no-one was too horrified last time I posted a dog cock, so here’s another one.  This is one of my [SCARE QUOTES]original characters[/SCARE QUOTES], Swarm.  And, uh, some flowers so it’s all arty and that.

Fanart for my mate Frog’s awful IKEArotica series.  What Twitter was made for, surely.  The glugging wealthfiend there is Thaddeus Hardcocke, owner of many business transactions and swagmoney, and the desperate little twinkletoes he has there is his virginal and naive adoring not-quite-lover, whose attempts to cajole Thaddeus into a right wealthy porking are always thwarted by Thaddeus’s own segues into his dark, terrible, filthy tastes… for IKEA furniture.

Fanart for my mate Frog’s awful IKEArotica series.  What Twitter was made for, surely.  The glugging wealthfiend there is Thaddeus Hardcocke, owner of many business transactions and swagmoney, and the desperate little twinkletoes he has there is his virginal and naive adoring not-quite-lover, whose attempts to cajole Thaddeus into a right wealthy porking are always thwarted by Thaddeus’s own segues into his dark, terrible, filthy tastes… for IKEA furniture.

judasjace:

misterlucian:

mal has a fashionAugust 2013

I have a serious thing for Mal…

Excellent :D

judasjace:

misterlucian:

mal has a fashion
August 2013

I have a serious thing for Mal…

Excellent :D

TWO SICK HORSES EVALUATING AN ORB

TWO SICK HORSES EVALUATING AN ORB

I’m so in love with Alchemy’s mirror function.  Anyway, have a large erect dog cock, tumblr.  I drew this as part of my ongoing ascension to 19th Century decadent godlike pervhood, and also because I like erections as part of pseudo-religious iconography. 

More Alchemy playing.  I really like this one because the shapes join together all nice.  Not sure about that skull anatomy though hahaha what is anatomy??? what do

More Alchemy playing.  I really like this one because the shapes join together all nice.  Not sure about that skull anatomy though hahaha what is anatomy??? what do

I’ve been playing with Alchemy, trying out a few ideas for my eventual chest piece.

I’ve been playing with Alchemy, trying out a few ideas for my eventual chest piece.

asker

bethebelleponders asked: Do you take commissions? I'm working on a tattoo design(for my first tattoo), and I stumbled on to your blog! I really like your style! I totally understand if you don't though! Have a great day!

Hi there,

Thank you for your interest!  That’s so sweet of you :)  I do take commissions, but not at the moment because I’m busy a) finishing my current queue and b) getting my arse kicked by life busy.

I’ll announce when this changes!

L x

I made a hat. This is my Whore of Babylon headdress!  It has white lilies, poppies and some black grapes, so hopefully I’ve got everything symbolically covered, there.  And who doesn’t like boys in flower crowns.  It’s also going to have a rosary in there because ahhaha “taste”, what is “taste”
duckface lol you’re welcome

I made a hat. This is my Whore of Babylon headdress!  It has white lilies, poppies and some black grapes, so hopefully I’ve got everything symbolically covered, there.  And who doesn’t like boys in flower crowns.  It’s also going to have a rosary in there because ahhaha “taste”, what is “taste”

duckface lol you’re welcome

BRITISH ARTISTS!

Where do you get your nice stickers printed?  I don’t think my current place is very cost-effective and I don’t have the resources to print my own! 

Bonus points if your providers are in the UK and allow custom shapes. 

Bonus extra points if you can tell me how to bully a laser printer into printing on gloss sticker paper without just leaving a layer of toner on top which then rubs off over time like a sad disgrace.

misterlucian:

Tamora from Titus Andronicus for myself to have stapled into my arse. lol tattoos

Hey kids, you should definitely BUY SOMETHING FROM MY SHOP so that I can afford to have this tattooed onto me before June!

misterlucian:

Tamora from Titus Andronicus for myself to have stapled into my arse. lol tattoos

Hey kids, you should definitely BUY SOMETHING FROM MY SHOP so that I can afford to have this tattooed onto me before June!