Well, no-one was too horrified last time I posted a dog cock, so here’s another one.  This is one of my [SCARE QUOTES]original characters[/SCARE QUOTES], Swarm.  And, uh, some flowers so it’s all arty and that.

Well, no-one was too horrified last time I posted a dog cock, so here’s another one.  This is one of my [SCARE QUOTES]original characters[/SCARE QUOTES], Swarm.  And, uh, some flowers so it’s all arty and that.

We’re rewatching Gormenghast round my gaff every Monday night.  It’s great - I really went full in love with it when I first saw it when I was, what, 13?  Long time ago.  But I especially love Steerpike (who doesn’t?) and if you don’t think Prunesquallor and Steerpike were fucking even a little bit, then son idk what to tell you
I wonder if it even has a fandom these days, heh

We’re rewatching Gormenghast round my gaff every Monday night.  It’s great - I really went full in love with it when I first saw it when I was, what, 13?  Long time ago.  But I especially love Steerpike (who doesn’t?) and if you don’t think Prunesquallor and Steerpike were fucking even a little bit, then son idk what to tell you

I wonder if it even has a fandom these days, heh

Better late than never, eh?  Here’s Graecen being caned for the 13th advent scrawl.  I know I drew canes and boots and toppyness earlier, but I just like boys reacting to things :)

Better late than never, eh?  Here’s Graecen being caned for the 13th advent scrawl.  I know I drew canes and boots and toppyness earlier, but I just like boys reacting to things :)

I was itching to do this one.  Zlaijerh and boot worship.  Who’s wearing the boots?  I think it’s rather obvious, but then, you don’t live with these guys.

I was itching to do this one.  Zlaijerh and boot worship.  Who’s wearing the boots?  I think it’s rather obvious, but then, you don’t live with these guys.

AND WE’RE BACK ON.  I got a replacement gold pen, and it’s irritatingly not as good as my old one that I lost!  The gold isn’t as bright and shiny, and so doesn’t come out as metallic on the scan.  Sigh.  Moral of the story: buy a million pens and sellotape them to your person so that you have them always, even in the shower and during sex.  Especially in the shower and during sex.
Anyway, this is Babylon, demonstrating tentacles.  Of course.

AND WE’RE BACK ON.  I got a replacement gold pen, and it’s irritatingly not as good as my old one that I lost!  The gold isn’t as bright and shiny, and so doesn’t come out as metallic on the scan.  Sigh.  Moral of the story: buy a million pens and sellotape them to your person so that you have them always, even in the shower and during sex.  Especially in the shower and during sex.

Anyway, this is Babylon, demonstrating tentacles.  Of course.

Happy 8th of December! Today’s advent scrawl is Mal and some nice choking.  I in no way used any photographs of myself as an image reference.

Happy 8th of December! Today’s advent scrawl is Mal and some nice choking.  I in no way used any photographs of myself as an image reference.

Day 6 into my awful advent calendar, and Alti is here to demonstrate how hot water is, even when it’s cold.  I was originally going to have him on fire for Del to enjoy, but I drew him too relaxed and sensual - any handsome young men on fire that I draw will need to look like they’re on fire.

Day 6 into my awful advent calendar, and Alti is here to demonstrate how hot water is, even when it’s cold.  I was originally going to have him on fire for Del to enjoy, but I drew him too relaxed and sensual - any handsome young men on fire that I draw will need to look like they’re on fire.

And, y’know, let’s have five as well, because I want to go home from work now!
Bronze and Swarm rather tastefully demonstrating size difference.  Bronze is massive musclelump.  Swarm is a tiny fat delicate sqwudge.  Love it.

And, y’know, let’s have five as well, because I want to go home from work now!

Bronze and Swarm rather tastefully demonstrating size difference.  Bronze is massive musclelump.  Swarm is a tiny fat delicate sqwudge.  Love it.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

I took an absolute shithouse of a photo of this because I didn’t want to take it out of the sleeve and damage it but LOOK AT THIS THING LUCIAN MADE ME IT GOES WITH THIS

There will be a nice scan of this in the next artpost, but look, here’s a preview from the delighted person I drew this for :D :D you should definitely check out the hot gross story that goes with it (linked above)!!

saxifraga-x-urbium:

I took an absolute shithouse of a photo of this because I didn’t want to take it out of the sleeve and damage it but LOOK AT THIS THING LUCIAN MADE ME IT GOES WITH THIS

There will be a nice scan of this in the next artpost, but look, here’s a preview from the delighted person I drew this for :D :D you should definitely check out the hot gross story that goes with it (linked above)!!

dear sweet followers who like filths

I realised today that about 70% of my output is porn, but I only share about 3% of that because the other 97% I simply can’t put on the internet because it’s either a)too gross, b) too revealing of myself or c) too illegal, or all three.  Usually all three.  Excessive gore is but one of the lighter, more friendly things I draw.

This is sad, because it tends to be very high quality, but I just can’t share it.

What do you think?  Do you think a Super Seekrit Porn Blog, or do you think I continue keeping it to myself or what?

I drew fanart of my boyfriend and my Gauntlet characters. you wish you were this cool.
green wizard needs food badly

I drew fanart of my boyfriend and my Gauntlet characters. you wish you were this cool.

green wizard needs food badly

and here’s Mal getting bummed by a swan, I suppose

and here’s Mal getting bummed by a swan, I suppose

misterlucian:

Happy Valentine’s Day.  Here is some porn.
Photoshop 7. February 2012.

misterlucian:

Happy Valentine’s Day.  Here is some porn.

Photoshop 7. February 2012.